Archive for July, 2005

Pinapplelish

Monday, July 11th, 2005

Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ohhhhhh!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! His nautical nonsense be somethin you wish SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Ready? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEYBOB SQUAREPAAAANTS!

Spongebob

I wanna grow old with you

Monday, July 11th, 2005

B…

I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you

I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you

I’ll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold

Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you’ve had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you

pathetic fanatics

Saturday, July 9th, 2005

Definition of Advertising: A paid form of communication in which a sponsor is identified spread to a large number of audience through mass-media.

Akademi Fantasia..

What can I say, I hate the show..Its obvious that the show is rigged. The last show raked in 2 million in sms votes alone (facts obtained from a trustworthy source). And thats for second place.. for one person, in a week. And to make things better, they charge you to watch the show..Live audience show, via Astro, live feed internet broadcast..Thus, proving the impacts of powerful advertising and marketing..and technology used to gain profit on the masses. Bata, Sendayu Tinggi, Loreal, ….$ponsorship..$$$$

Actually, a friend of mine was in the first AF show..He was one of the contestant. Which one, I wish not to say..He told me what really happened…Kena tipu kamu semua… But thats the whole truth actually.. Reality shows arent 100% real… I’m not sure about Survivor though…and the Apprentice.. but actually I’m getting sick and tired of all this crap..I cant even chage the freakin channels anymore because the show is on 24 hrs a day and my mom wants to see the daily activities of the so called "students"..

My brothers fiancee and I got into a small fight regarding the matter stated above..I told her she’s wasting her time watching these young singers..(She wanted to watch the daily dairy broadcast on the net 24hrs a day) Cant even use the freakin computer..It seems that everyone in the house has caught up with this surreal fanatism. I cant stand it!!.ARGGHHHH!!!

I happened to watch AF this morning…(I was having Breakfast wid me mum k?) and I found the show very attention grabbing.. Though it felt strange, I started feeling these emotions, Happy, sad…( I am human after all)   Sad to say, I was entertained..

Arent we all critics..I turned out criticising myself..how ironic…how pathetic

dillah out..

3 words

Monday, July 4th, 2005

Hartz…Chicken….Buffet…

I hate that restaurant..As much as I love to each their chicken, I hate them for being there..All you can eat for 14 bucks.. For real..just as long as you finish the food and don’t vomit in the sink..(see picture) obtained from a hatz chicken buffet critic..Hartz_vomit Thats a sign saying you can’t vommit in the sink..Last week I had Three Chicken Buffet quests…Crunchy dessert, ice cream, gizzards, potatoes…uwekkkk….Any one in his right mind would enjoy a buffet meal once a week, perhaps a month, but three times???? gila apa..b …there goes my stupid diet..again…5 laps tomorow…